Ziad "Jethro Q. Walrustitty" E.'s Profile

The service is slow and the waiters are rude, but the prices are fair. The entrees are tasty, but frequently give me the shits.

Don't leave without trying the squid--the portions are very generous.

A cute little hole-in-the-wall with great sushi at reasonable prices. I'm tempted to give it a bad review just to keep people away. :D

The pizza is quite tasty and they have a good beer selection, but the staff can be rude and the prices are a bit high for bread with cheese on it. Individual pizzas make it a good place to bring a group of finicky eaters, but there is better pizza to be found in the City.

The staff is great and the food excellent, albeit a little pricey. The heated back patio is great, I'm a fan.

A great neighborhood bar that didn't lose its charm when Thieves Tavern moved out. Good pool tables, decent pinball, an excellent beer selection, and a mellow local crowd makes Inner Mission a perfect place for a quiet drink or twelve.

If you don't believe that Bender's has REAL Ultimate Power  you better get a life right now or I will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Bender's is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This bar is totally awesome and that's a fact. Bender's is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love Bender's with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Another absolutely top-notch meal from Michael Mina, as expected. The decor and service are impeccable, and the food is indescribably good.

If you don't have the Lobster Pot Pie before you die, then you can't say that you really lived.

The "Tater Tots" were a little disappointing, but still pretty good.

The butter lettuce salad with Thai carrots, mango and marinated beef was phenomenal, and definitely well worth the $11.

I love the concept, but I was thoroughly unimpressed with my first visit.

The burgers were tasty but three out of four were overcooked, and the fourth was WAY undercooked (raw enough to be sent back). Our fries took about 15 minutes longer than our burgers, and the whole thing was far from inexpensive.

I like the wide variety of choices and wouldn't care so much about the prices if the food and service were better. I will say that the fries were very good (when we finally got them).

I plan to visit Custom Burger again and update my review--perhaps we just caught them on a bad day.

Expensive games, crappy food, and wall-to-wall douchebags. The good news: It only takes $20 in shitty games to win enough tickets to buy a $0.50 shot glass! Wewt!!1